I hope Jerry Jones lives to be 150 years old

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Because the Cowboys will never win another Super Bowl while he is alive.
     
    #1 abyzmul, Nov 25, 2015
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    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    haha! thanks for that
     
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    Gotta get me some glory hole!!
     
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  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    74 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]I see what you did there. Heh heh heh
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    well it should take his face that long to decompose, does that count?
     
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  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Two motherfucking radio shows for this old shithead. TWO.

    Woody Johnson makes a mention of Revis and his team is fined.

    Jerry has the VP of officiating on his party bus full of low priced tail last offseason and his team goes further in the playoffs than it has in over a decade.

    And they still can't win because Jerry fosters an organization of dipshits.

    Gloryhole.
     
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    Martin&theJETS Well-Known Member

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    I just googled "Jerry Jones blacked out" and got this

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    BigGreenUgly Well-Known Member

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    I think a lot of us would take Jerry over Woody as owner....


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  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think a lot of people watch reality TV and subscribe to Facebook.

    A lot of people are fucking retards.
     
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    I"m starting to think the same about Woody Johnson and the Jets.
     
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    The stupid among us, yes.
     
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    Can he buy the fucking Patriots too?
     
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    Do you want to be on that party bus, Byz? Is that the real problem here?
     
    #16 Jonathan_Vilma, Nov 26, 2015
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    I'm sick of seeing his jowly face and car salesman smile on tv here. If it's not his own show he or his son call the local shows to give updates. I don't think it's possible to avoid seeing his face for a whole day during the season and it's not much better the rest of the year.
     
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    The way Jones works this team reminds me of Al Davis during his final years with the Raiders, what a mess.
     
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    He really is the new Al Davis, but much shittier in his role
     
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