Those of you who have good taste in Italian food and live on Long Island are probably familiar with Vincent's on Old Country Road in Carle Place. I went there today with my Dad, brother, sister-in-law, neice and nephew for a little post-Xmas lunch. The walls of Vincent's are covered with pictures of the owner with local sports guys - lots of Islanders, Mets, Yankees, and yes, Jets from today and the past. As I walk in the front door, what do I see but a picture of Doug Brien, all smiles, with the owner. That set me off right away and put me in a sour mood. Lunch was great (I had the sausage parm. & linguini with the "hot" sauce), but I kept thinking about how this team has disappointed me in the past, particularly with the Brien misses in Pittsburgh. On the way out, after I got a good eyeful of the petite brunette hostess with the nice tits (gee, wonder why she got the job?), I look over and see something else that turned my stomach: a picture of Mark Gastineau with his Yoko Ono wife, Brigitte Nielsen. Right away I flashed back to that clown's "retirement" from the Jets after Yoko Nielsen got cancer, which, if memory serves, turned out not to be cancer at all. So it turns out that the legacy of the SOJ can even make a nice lunch with family into a miserable experience.
Why is it that women with nice tits get accused of getting everything in their life because of the nice tits? Maybe she's a good hostess?
because the only quality that defines a good hostess are nice tits. there isn't a skill or competency involved in seating someone at a table, dropping a menu and wishing them well other than the ability to navigate yourself to the restaurant to begin with, so the tits are the determining factor.
Man, forget the waitress with the nice tits... I'm drooling over the "sausage parm. & linguini with the hot sauce!"
She may be a great hostess (she didn't seat us; the other hostess did). On the way out she was friendly and said thanks for coming, Happy New Year, and all that stuff. Regardless, if she was hired by a man, I guarantee that her tits and ass had something to do with his decision to put her on the payroll.
I've been going to Vincent's for 20 yrs, and I have never had anything less than an excellent meal there. The sausage was fantastic.
I'm pretty sure a 14 year old would have only cared about the tits. :lol: So restaurants are purposely only catering to the men with the hostesses? lol You never see any men doing these jobs (usually). Do not the women warrant some eye candy? lol
What? you think theres a hostess college? Now everyone hear wants to go to see her, so the owner made a good hire! Kinda like Favre in NY, we pay to see him play.
Never blamed doug brien for that kick. It was out of his range in that stadium I blame herm for not going for more yardage on 3rd down.
You totally fucked this up. First, you order the calamari. Next, you go to the mens room, where you pass the pictures of Browning Nagle and Frank Reich.
Greg Buttle's pic is by the men's room too.... The Lageman picture by the front door is funny. He's giving the camera the finger.