Jamarcus "the Buffet table" Russell

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  1. steves850

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    masturbating with his own tears....
     
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  3. MBGreen

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    hanging from his showerhead.
     
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    Bwahahaha!!!
     
  5. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    :rofl: great post.
     
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    That burger looks good right about now, seriously.
     
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    All is not lost. Next season Russell will simply covert into a RT thus becoming the new Franchise tackle.
     
  9. Poeman

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    You don't get pass interference calls if every throw is no where near the intended receiver.
     
  12. brothermoose

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    just so y'all know, Garcia asked to be released (who could blame him) and Oakland obliged. He wasn't cut. Tom Cable isn't that stupid.
     
  13. Wah

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    Then garcia is a smart man...
     
  14. Poeman

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    someone on raider nation put it best:

    Pass is high, pass is low...

    Jamarcus needs to stop eating that cookie dough.
     
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    20 million reasons not to sign him
     
  16. PinPointPenning10

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    I really wanted McFadden in that draft, but now I'm glad we didn't get him. Not because of his performance; on any other team I think he'd be an elite RB. But who knows what would've happened to Leon with him here.
     
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    ^^rofl, he can't bend his knees because of his weight.
     
  19. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    I think the real question is who is adding more to their team, Heyward-Bey (1 catch in 3 starts, $23.5 million owed, only 2 times throw to today were picked off, 7th pick) or Michael Crabtree (0 catches in 0 starts, $0 salary, 10th pick).
     
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    Yeah but did you see how fast Heyward-Bey ran down the field?!?
     

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