3 Cheers to Jason Taylor

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  1. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    2007: Jason Taylor and the Dolphins go (1-15). Can't get much worse. :beer:

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    2008: Jason Taylor wants to play for a winner and forces a trade to the Redskins. Jason Taylor and the Redskins go (8-8), while the Dolphins go (11-5) and win the AFC East. :beer:

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    2009: Jason Taylor makes a heroic return to the AFC East Champion Dolphins who then go on to finish (8-8) tops and miss the playoffs. :beer:

    Man, I hate that guy.
     
  2. Christian

    Christian Active Member

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    Haha its so funny watching this douche's team fail year after year.
     
  3. nyjunc

    nyjunc 2008 TGG Bryan Cox "Most Argumentative" Award Winn

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    Couldn't happen to a better guy. I've been saying it for a long time, he's not a winning player. he's a front running player. if it's blowout he's great, if you need him to step up in a big spot he's nowhere to be found.
     
  4. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    they havent been officially eliminated yet.
     
  5. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Thery need a win and a loss by all of the Jets, Denver, The Ravens and Houston. They are all but done.
     
  6. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Do you like the Phins or something? Haha. :)

    Yeah, and I highly doubt they even get the win vs. Pittsburgh.
     
  7. JetFanInPA

    JetFanInPA Well-Known Member

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    You should put this thread on hold until Monday morning... They're not mathematically out yet and they're a dangerous team.
     
  8. kinghenry89

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    To make the playoffs they have to beat a superior Pittsburgh team, then even if Hell freezes over and the Raiders and Browns win on the same day they'd still need significant help to get a playoff spot.

    Fear not, Miami is finished.
     
  9. Miamipuck

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    Whenever I see the Wambulence I picture Taylor driving the damn thing. Fucking cry baby.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I don't get the chocolate ice cream reference?
     
  13. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    I fucking hate that scum. I love how his teams fail year upon year. I'd like to shit on his fucking tombstone.
     
  14. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Fuck Jason Taylor. I hope they have a camera on him the whole day Sunday, even after the game. That way we can see him cry as each team they needed to lose caps off their season with a win.

    This seems so familiar. Like something like this was relevant only a week ago...
     
  15. Poeman

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    hahahahhahaha
     
  16. bojanglesman

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    Maybe we can sign Jason Taylor for the very last play if we are getting ready to lose this year, then trade him away so we can win next year.
     
  17. rinvesto

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    Thank God the Dolphins will not be going to the playoffs
     
  18. Miamipuck

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    What would the holidays be without Jason Taylor whining and crying?
     
  19. onefanjet

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    That fantastic flavor is not chocalate... but it is fulminant fecal fishmeal, served for fish lovers who feast on Taylor's feverish whine and future failure's.......
     
  20. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    So basically he was Pre-2009 Arod.
     

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