Ask Kerry Rhodes, today at 5:15 on NFL.com

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  1. Jtuds

    Jtuds Active Member

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    Just a heads up that if anyone has anything they would like to say to Kerry or anything they would like him to address, www.nfl.com/chat is the place to do it at 5:15 today.

    Something makes me think he'll avoid answering a lot of what we have to say/ask.
     
  2. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Start your questions here:

    1) Sherry, how does it feel to go through life being known as a whiney, me-first bitch?
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    pads or tampons?
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    i call on everyone to fuck with him.
     
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    2) Why are you afraid to make contact with opposing players?
     
  6. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Who taught you the "shoulder tackle"?
     
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    How can you be so damn slow? Didn't a white guy chase you down from behind?
     
  8. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    How many times did Jim Leonhard tell you you were in the wrong spot and fucked up the coverage?
     
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    4) You and a 1 legged horse in a 100 yard dash. Who wins? Be it known that the last leg the horse will be running on is nothing more than a gangrene-ridden stump.
     
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    5) How did hawking those shitty suits in the back of the NY Post work out for you? Did it bring you one step closer to being the next Denzel?
     
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    6) In keeping things consistent, do you plan on throwing your Arizona teammates under the wheels of the bus, just as you've done with Jim Leonard and Darrell Revis?
     
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    7) Is is true that you have a picture of Darrell Revis on your dartboard?
     
  13. JfaulkNYJ

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    Hey Ms. Carrie Rhodes how did you feel after Wes Welker ran you over with a bus?
     
  14. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    1. Why didn't you tell the coaches you had a vagina?

    2. Are you happier now being oh so close to Hollywood?
     
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    xmscott Well-Known Member

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    Can someone PLEASE screen cap if anything goods come up to this pussy.
     
  16. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    why are you so affraid to tackle
     
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    Bush, landing strip, or bowling alley?
     
  18. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    If a tree fell on you in the woods, would anyone hear it? Would anyone care enough to look for you?
     
  19. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Hypothetical-

    A guy is running at you with a football. What do you do?

    A) Run 10 yards downfield and give my best impersonation of the "Prancing Pony."
    B) Look at my fellow safety with a blank stare, asking in my own special way, "Why aren't you here?"
    C) Lower my shoulder and hope to knock him down.
    D) I don't need to tackle anyone, I'm Kerry Rhodes- I'm Hollywood, Baby!
     
  20. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    At least we know if a tree was falling Kerry could get out of the way, he wouldn't want to touched by anything.
     

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