Just a heads up that if anyone has anything they would like to say to Kerry or anything they would like him to address, www.nfl.com/chat is the place to do it at 5:15 today. Something makes me think he'll avoid answering a lot of what we have to say/ask.
Start your questions here: 1) Sherry, how does it feel to go through life being known as a whiney, me-first bitch?
4) You and a 1 legged horse in a 100 yard dash. Who wins? Be it known that the last leg the horse will be running on is nothing more than a gangrene-ridden stump.
5) How did hawking those shitty suits in the back of the NY Post work out for you? Did it bring you one step closer to being the next Denzel?
6) In keeping things consistent, do you plan on throwing your Arizona teammates under the wheels of the bus, just as you've done with Jim Leonard and Darrell Revis?
1. Why didn't you tell the coaches you had a vagina? 2. Are you happier now being oh so close to Hollywood?
Hypothetical- A guy is running at you with a football. What do you do? A) Run 10 yards downfield and give my best impersonation of the "Prancing Pony." B) Look at my fellow safety with a blank stare, asking in my own special way, "Why aren't you here?" C) Lower my shoulder and hope to knock him down. D) I don't need to tackle anyone, I'm Kerry Rhodes- I'm Hollywood, Baby!
At least we know if a tree was falling Kerry could get out of the way, he wouldn't want to touched by anything.