You are the head police chief.

No way Revis is doing that for 25k. I say he holds out through all of police academy.

 

I like this ludicrous thread, I picked leonhard because he is a sure tackler on the cheap.

 

Thanks for that. Sometimes I forget that people realize we are poorly paid for the risk we take. Sadly, people don't realize that EVERY traffic stop, every "consensual encounter" we partake in are all extremely dangerous. And we barely make shit.....and no "hazardous duty pay". :wink: (Sorry......had a bad day at work.....search warrant gone bad)

I'll take Leonard. Good tackler for the money.

 

Fine. No guns. I'll take Geena Davis with a bow and arrow.

 

Would he cry out "Don't Taze me Bro" as Leonhard was slamming him to the ground do you think?

 

I ain't giving head to no police chief

 

Good answer. Revis would want $100 million because he has his own family to feed.

I'd get Leonhard to do it - insane value at $15,000. It's in an alley, so there's not much scope for juking, and Leonhard is not getting run over. He'll lose his helmet, but AP is going down.

 

Did you mean AP was fleeing? I got confused when you said the police were fleeing.

 

I thoght "play day" was a witty way of saying Gholston didn't have multiple playing days.

I need to understand the situation more. Is AP running toward the jets or away from them, because that affects who I choose. Also how much time and/or distance do I have to make this tackle? Is it a confined space or an open area?

If I'm a blindfolded police chief with no answers to any of these questions, I definitely choose Revis. He's tough and has speed and I'll assume he's recovered from his hammy by the time he retires and becomes a cop.

 

I lure Stan Blinka out of retirement.

 

You should probably move up here. Median NJ police officer salary is 90K.

 

Its nothing like that over here but the real bonus is the fact you get a ridiculously high final salary pension scheme that tops out after 30 years so you can retire very comfortably if senior when you are 48!

 

This isn't on the football field, so I've gotta go to the Mad Backer on this one.

 

I'm taking Rex Ryan.

 

I like beer.

 

Only answer as this thread was created from heavy drinking anyhow.

 

You don't think revis would agree to do it for 25k and then stop halfway to a.p. and ask for more before he continues?

 

Leonard is probably the surest tackler in the open field on this team. I don't think the guy ever truly gets juked out or ran over to the point that he loses his grasp on the tackle. Harris is godly around the line of scrimmage among all the madness. But in a 1-on-1 situation, plus the amazing $15,000 value, I can't pick anyone but Leonard.