This loss rests squarely on the shoulders of Poseidon, God of the Sea

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  1. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    WTF do the Jets even pay this bum for. No floods, no drownings, not once was Tom Brady attacked by a school of flesh eating fish. DISGRACEFUL!
     
    #1 Learn To Swim, Jan 7, 2007
  2. nyscene911

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    Good point: One well placed flood in New England and this game turns out completely different.
     
    #2 nyscene911, Jan 7, 2007
  3. Twombles

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    I blame it on Tom Brady's body mechanic
     
    #3 Twombles, Jan 7, 2007
  4. swifty1021

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    I love it.
     
    #4 swifty1021, Jan 7, 2007
  5. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Aquaman always was my least favorite superhero. What a wuss - he definitely did not come up big when it counted.
     
    #5 statjeff22, Jan 7, 2007
  6. vilmatic

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    We could have used a nice salvo of lightning strikes, too.
     
    #6 vilmatic, Jan 7, 2007
  7. maglex

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    WTF? Has there never been an earthquake in New England?

    The earth just opened up and swallowed Tom Brady.
     
    #7 maglex, Jan 7, 2007
  8. Sundayjack

    Sundayjack pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎןןɐʇoʇ
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    I spent the last 20 minutes of the game summoning the Kraken. Nuthin'. Never a sea monster around when you need one.:mad:
     
    #8 Sundayjack, Jan 7, 2007
  9. ScotsJet

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    FFS, Poseidon went on the PUP/Reserve (NFI) list prior to the season thanks to fluid on the lungs. Do you guys never read the papers.
     
    #9 ScotsJet, Jan 8, 2007
  10. Coach K

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    wed be lucky if we could even get the Wonder Twin who can turn into a bucket of water.
     
    #10 Coach K, Jan 8, 2007
  11. Jets41815162342

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    Divine Influence ...

    You are correct in assuming this game was effected by a supernatural force, but I'm thinking more satanic in nature.

    I will now be forced to ammend my list of people who made deals with the devil ...

    1)Paris Hilton
    2)Joey Fatone
    3)Matt Millen
    4)Renee Zellweger
    5)Bill Bellechik and Tom Brady (This deal had to be co-signed)

    I hope it's still worth to them as they sit on the 9th plane of hell while Hitler jams whole pinapples up there butts for all eternity.
     
    #11 Jets41815162342, Jan 8, 2007
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  13. JohnnyThaJet

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    Must be bored there IJR
     
    #13 JohnnyThaJet, Mar 31, 2011
  14. Jetzz

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    I think you are under-appreciating the amount of power a school of minnows can generate. :)
     
    #14 Jetzz, Mar 31, 2011
  15. fozzi58

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    I thought this was another thread about Rob Gronkowski visiting the temple of Asomugha.

    Disappointed only Poseidon was mentioned.

    EDIT: God this is the wost fucking off-season ever...
     
    #15 fozzi58, Mar 31, 2011
  16. dcm1602

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    Far as im concerned this aint the off season, its a no season.

    The off season doesnt start till the Jets make a splash.
     
    #16 dcm1602, Mar 31, 2011
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