Let's pray that injuries or age doesn't hamper the squad this year. There's a lot of veterans on the team. I'm on Team Chelsea!
Licia gets my vote. Also, while scrolling down I arrived at one profile that got the Sesame Street song “one of these things is not like the other” song going in my head
Nadia. One of them is a "fragrance marketing coordinator" as her occupation. I wonder if that's just an embellished way of saying perfume counter girl.
That roster looks about as appealing as the average Jets roster of the last decade, but I'd be Team Lucia backed up by Tracy, the dance instructor, for her 'flexibility'. Nadia gets an honorable mention.
Sorry Mo, but Tracy is already the backup on my roster. You'll have to see if I demote her to the practice squad and try and nab her then.
What surprised me was how these ladies make a living when not cheerleading. Most are professional women in their own fields which is impressive in itself. So much for the bimbo stereotype... Oh yeah, Lucia can start and Jonettica can come off the bench. I got a thing for brunettes with penetrating eyes and southern women.
They all have sick bodies, obviously. They should just black out their faces and show their bodies. Hahaha… Huh? Human Resources? Me? Now? But it’s my lunch br… Yes, ma’am.
