Gender Blind Bathrooms

32oz Gatorade bottles come in handy

 

easier initially but high spillage risk while driving on i95

 

"I got a long way to go, and a short time to get there..."

 

The perfect mobile piss recepticle. Almost like it was invented for people to piss into on the Space Shuttle. I've pissed into one of those driving in traffic on the highway in bucket seats, no spillage.

 

haha.... I4 traffic sucks, and when you're heading across the state running late for a wedding....

 

I don't have a huge problem with "gender blind" bathrooms, except that it's not about gender blindness at all. It's about men getting access to women's bathrooms. Zero women are clamoring for the right to befoul a men's room. There's a super-genius somewhere, living at home with mom, dad and a garage-full of women's piss funnels who agrees with me.

 

This is just a passing phase since women's restrooms are like an entrypoint into the butthole of an ancient demon. Nasty foul disgusting piles of diarrhea and used tampons.

 

Where’ve you been, Jack? Returning videotapes?

 

Witness protection. Until I Henry Hill'ed it. US Marshall cunts - no sense of humor.

 

Tell us you've never been in a bar after a St. Patick's Day parade without mentioning a parade.

 

Well played. Toilet seat equity for drunk hot chicks needs to enter the public debate.