PLEASE don't pick me! (Raiders)

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  1. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    Lets all laugh at the Raiders :lol:

    Who wants to be a Raider?
    By Jason Cole, Yahoo! Sports
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    The $16 million, $17 million or $18 million (depending on the contract) question that nobody could answer truthfully Thursday at the annual NFL draft luncheon: Which one of you top prospects wants to be a Raider?

    Sadly for the once-proud Oakland Raiders, the answer is none of the five yet-to-be signed players in attendance (newly minted Dolphins offensive tackle Jake Long is the exception) at the Lighthouse at Chelsea Piers really wants to join the franchise.

    Or as one agent put: ?Sure, somebody is going to want to go fourth overall because of the money, but they?re not going to like the prospects once they get there.?

    There is no greater indictment of a team than the stricken look that comes upon a player?s face when he realizes he must go to the Raiders, the NFL?s wasteland. Sure, plenty of players, such as safety Gibril Wilson, cornerback DeAngelo Hall, defensive tackle Tommy Kelly and running back Justin Fargas, lined up to take the money. That?s why when the Raiders pick at No. 4 overall on Saturday, some player will manage a smile for the cameras. And if he smiles, he should get an Oscar with his Raiders jersey.

    Draftees are probably thinking through scenarios where they can avoid becoming Raiders. Take running back Darren McFadden, who has drawn a lot of interest from the Raiders and the New York Jets, who pick No. 6 overall. The thinking in that camp is if LSU defensive tackle Glenn Dorsey goes No. 2 overall to St. Louis, Atlanta at No. 3 might trade with the Jets at No. 6, giving New York a clear path to him.

    Over where Ohio State defensive tackle Vernon Gholston was sitting, his camp was hoping that either he or Virginia defensive end Chris Long would go No. 2 to the Rams. Then Dorsey would go No. 3, McFadden No. 4 and Gholston would end up at No. 5 (to Kansas City) or at No. 6 to the Jets.

    Even Long, the son of Hall of Fame Raiders defensive lineman Howie Long, really has no desire to follow in his father?s footsteps. Part of that is the automatic pressure that goes with being a Raider Legacy (boy, is that an odd term these days), but much of it is because even his father knows that the Raiders just aren?t run well anymore.

    Or as one person close to Chris Long said mockingly in recent days: ?There?s no way you can tell what the Raiders are going to do because not even (owner) Al (Davis) knows what he?s doing.?

    Ouch.

    About the only player unconcerned with the fate of being No. 4 is Boston College quarterback Matt Ryan. He was asked to give a mock draft for the top six picks. When he got to No. 4 he said with comfort, ?You know they?re not taking me,? an obvious reference to the fact that Oakland took quarterback JaMarcus Russell at No. 1 overall last year.

    Ryan has the most uncertain Saturday of the lot. There?s talk that he could end up with Atlanta, Kansas City or Baltimore at No. 8. When asked how he?d feel if he took an Aaron Rodgers- or Brady Quinn-type fall in the draft, Ryan took the moment in stride, giving a very professional response.

    ?Five years ago, if you told me I?ll be a first-round pick, I?d take it and be happy. If you told me a year ago I?ll be a first-round pick, I?ll take it. Anywhere in the first round would be great,? he said. ?Hopefully, I?m not sitting too long, but I?ll be excited with whoever takes me. It?s going to be exciting, no question.?

    Whoever goes No. 4 to Oakland, it?s hard to believe they?ll feel the same way.
     
  2. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    raiders suck.

    Sorry, i had to state the obvious.
     
  3. ToESonNoES58

    ToESonNoES58 New Member

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    Wow....such true statement..I actually feel bad for the unlucky player who gets picked by the Raiders..
     
  4. Tight

    Tight Active Member

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    well if he comes to the raiders he automatically loses 3 tenth of a seconds off his 40 time... then combine long with the most overpaid defensive tackle in the league and you have one hell of a team whos motto is, what did I do to deserve this...
     
  5. rmagedon

    rmagedon Active Member

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    Can't you just see the face of excitement and eagerness to get in that Raiders jersey?

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  6. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    jeaux? comment? anything? jeaux?
     
  7. Docny1975

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    Raiders fans must really hope something causes Al Davis to step away from the football operations he is taking the team down into the grave with him
     
  8. Namath2Kolber

    Namath2Kolber New Member

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    Yeah, I'm sure there are players out there who hope to slip past the Raiders, get taken later in the draft, and miss out on millions of dollars.
     
  9. JKahn913

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    Exactly, Kolber. And it hasn't been so many years since the Raiders were competitive. They had a nice run culminating in SB XXXVII.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    This thread rules.
     
  11. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    Yeah, if Run DMC goes to the Raiders he will FLOUNDER! I think he will go there too, we all know Al Davis.
     
  12. Jetcane

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    That'd be a good match.

    They deserve each other.
     
  13. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    McFadden on the Raiders . . .
    FLOUNDER!

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  14. Yisman

    Yisman Newbie
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    They should rename "The Black Hole" to "The $@!& Hole"
     
  15. Jetkid94

    Jetkid94 Banned

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    Hi i'm new
     
  16. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    RUN DMC ON THE RRRRRAIDERS =
    GIANT FLOUNDER!

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  17. NJRaider

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    Yeah, he'll flounder on the #6 rushing offense in the NFL.
     
  18. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    The Raiders organization is reflective on their fans. Clueless.

    NJRaider....see where that 6th ranked rushing attack got you last year....
     
  19. NJRaider

    NJRaider New Member

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    Different conversation isn't it? I'm clueless because I think McFadden will light it up in a running scheme that was proven successful? Whatever.

    Good luck with the workout warrior you settled on.
     
  20. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    you dont even live in Oakland, or in the Bay Area for that matter. So you have no idea what the fuck im talking about. Good luck with your problem child. Im sure he doesnt want to even play for Oakland.
     

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