(If none of you know what The Chop Shop is, its pretty much a group of African-American guys who sum up and comment on drafts done and they have their own features on the NFL like weekly picks, segments that they grill whoever, and rap segments regarding the history of rap. Some hilarious stuff because they get so worked up quickly and they are very ghetto yet hysterical. Been watching them since the 2007 draft of theirs and this upcoming draft will be their 3rd year of them doing 1st round coverage. Check their stuff out if you do, they dont really know a whole lot regarding the NFL but its still hilarious and its always something I look forward too) One of the most hilarious yet worst mocks I have ever seen. I thought their 2008 mock was awful........but 2009 somehow has topped it. Ok maybe not 2008 bad but here we go........ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzkTY2cIzMg[/youtube] (Its the 1st part of three) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwhnHeLwoLs (Part 2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIvgshpATE (Part 3) Essentially this is what the boys see(If any of you dont want to sit back and get a laugh out of these guys videos) DET- QB Matt Stafford Georgia STL- OT Eugene Monroe Virginia DEN(Trade with KC)- QB Mark Sanchez USC SEA- OT Jason Smith Baylor CLE- DE Brian Orakpo Texas CIN- CB/S Malcolm Jenkins Ohio St OAK- WR Jeremy Maclin Missouri JAX- LB Rey Maualuga USC GB- DE Aaron "Britt" Maybin Penn St SF- WR Michael Crabtree Texas Tech BUF- OG Alex Smith California(He calls him Alex Smith even though its Alex Mack and the dude is a C not OG) KC(Trade with DEN)- DT BJ Raji Boston College WSH- TE Brandon Pettigrew Oklahoma St NO- RB Chris Wells Ohio St HOU- OT Andre Caldwell Alabama SD- C Eric Wood Louisville NYJ- LB Brian Cushing USC KC(Trade with DEN)- RB K. Moreno Georgia TB- QB Josh Freeman Kansas St DET- DE Larry English North Illinois PHI- FS Louis Delmas Western Michigan MIN- CB DJ Moore Vanderbilt NE- WR Percy Harvin Florida ATL- DE Michael Johnson Georgia Tech MIA- WR Kenny Britt Rutgers BAL- OLB Clint Stintum Virgina IND- CB Darius Butler UConn PHI- OLB Marcus Freeman Ohio St NYG- WR Hakeem Nicks UNC TEN- DT Evander "Ziggy" Hood DT Missouri ARI- WR Darius Heyward-Bey Maryland PIT- RB LeSean McCoy Pittsburgh Best Available board 1. Aaron Curry LB Wake Forest 2. Everette Brown DE Florida St 3. Andre Smith OT Alabama BTW here was their 2008 Mock Draft. Never have I laughed so hard in my life [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5QRZoyOweA[/youtube]
They can't be serious with no Aaron Curry in the first round. You're right it's pretty ridiculous. Almost the entire thing is unbelievable.
I agree, the guy called Eugene Monroe, Eugene Moore. and said "with a mothaf*cka with the name of Dbrickashaw, you know hes goin to f*ck shit up"...really funny, but these guys are an absolute joke. I also like how they have to look at a magazine for the names of the players. The funniest guy is the guy in the back on the right, who screams at curses and is pissed off about every pick. By the way, where did you find this video? It's funny as hell and pretty random. I've never heard of these guys. Where can I find more of there stuff?
Really funny. It would be just as dumb if I did it in my living room, drunk, with my friends.. "Did we forget Curry? Damn..."
I will never laugh at a 2008 mock draft that had us taking Chris Long. If Chris Long had been on this team last year, we would have won the division and he would have taken RotY. Ah, well.
lol my speakers now work this is hillarious so stupid hahaha fuckin hillarious, and to think these guys to their break down of the first round, I remember when the Jets took Gholston, they were like "the jets dont have any good players"
They got their own youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/RighteousTalk They will have a draft analysis on draft day loaded up like they have been doing for the past 2 seasons. Cannot wait. Probably their best video from their draft analysis is this one, just flat out hilarious. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBZ4ElbfpSQ&feature=channel_page[/youtube] Like they do with all their videos on draft day, they comment or decide on how good a player is based on the highlights shown by ESPN and their verticals/height/weight that is listed. :lol:
Brian Cushing before Aaron Curry? Clay Matthews alone is a better pick than Cushing. Curry is the best LB in the draft and Cushing isn't even the best LB from USC.
I don't know how they forgot to put Curry into their mock. It isn't like they think he isn't good enough for the 1st round -- they say that he could be the #1 pick. On the whole, it's borderline ridiculous.
"you knew if you have a name of D'brickishaw you gon fuck some shit up. "Shit i would have picked him on name alone"
