When you say that she "won the auction" are you telling us that she threw in $2,600? Or was it one of those Chinese Auction things where she had to put some tickets in a basket?
awesome id be fucking pumped if i were you. have fun, and you have to call Jason Taylor a faggot if he gets sent there for the coin toss with you.
Sweeeeeeet!!!! Do us PROUD out there, and enjoy every second! Let Spivey buy the extra ticket and she can bring one of her infamous TGG signs.:beer::up:
I think based on last night's South Park episode, you should take the field dressed as a Japanese fisherman. Grats, that is an awesome gift.
Cue a Christian Bale "OH, GOOD FOR YOU!!" If Taylor's a captain, you should print up a picture of him looking his manliest from Dancing with Has-Beens, ask him to sign it...then just ball it up and throw it at his feet. Refrain from using a gay slur, if possible. Or ask the Jets to sign the picture. Or make t-shirts with the image from your "earnings" on the gift and distribute them to the Jets players to wear under their blue and beer-puke throwbacks. BTW - I'm still confused about this whole deal you're offering after skimming through this thread. Your gf paid $2600 for a gift, and you're looking to make money for your pocket or hers? This relationship is going nowhere if it's the former. And if she's not behind the re-auction and/or reaping the $650+, you should just take your friend. The memory will be priceless to share with a friend who's a Jets fan. Or take this great broad who gifted you, if you plan on making this relationship last another year or so. But the cost of greed? You pay for that forever with the friend and it could cost you a great gf too. (If greed persists, be sure to buy as many different authentic jerseys before the game as you can afford and are willing to lug around. Various ones, so you don't look like a cheesedick asking the same player to sign more than one thing. Whatever you pay, you'll obviously make more than you paid for it with the signature. 10 jerseys signed could be approx. 600-1K profit to you depending on the players. If TJ breaks more records throughout the season, his could be sleeper merchandise.)
It's a money auction. I saw the Jets/Pats game go for $5,500. I would imagine this one was pretty similar in price
Exactly!! Against the Chiefs last year it was similar to that too. She got a great deal I guess, if you compare it to those. I am bringing my hot do costume, so we'll see if that's allowed.
I was in no position to argue, "Hey happy 30th, but....." She has a short fuse, she might start ripping shit up or something, and jail wouldn't be fun.
At 2600 bucks, his buddy is merely offering 1/4 of the purchase price. Only charge more if you are willing to give up the coin toss.
Sorry, man, I haven't figured out how to highlight the part of the post I am quoting. I was talking about your buddy. The money should go towards the purchase of that ring everyone is talking about anyway.
You're job tomorrow is not to be awestruck by the players, you need to get them worked up from a fan's perspective, no oh golly gee shit, we want some MF blood on the field, two ass kickings in a row is not acceptable. Use some fucking expletives, I'm know Rex does. I'm in 111 end of an aisle, PM me and you'll get an overpriced beer if you do your fucking job. Have a great fucking day tomorrow and don't pussy out.
Make sure you are very polite to Mr Hill, make sure you know what he looks like now, it's a big day for him too.
Absolutely.... Honestly you should wear a plain white T shirt with theganggreen.com in big green letters across the back. You could be one of those boxers that have golden palace across their back in markers. I think Petro would grant you mod status if you did that and 75K people logged on following tomorrow night's game.
