It's all my fault. Originally, every Jets game I used to go to, they won. That is until last year. Now, the last three Jets games have all had the same exact pattern. October 18, 2009 - NY Jets vs. Buffalo Bills. Temperature was about 43 degrees on a fall day. Raining all morning, we had a mist most of the afternoon. It was so windy I could hardly get the grill started. Sanchez throws 5 interceptions. Jets lose to the Bills in OT 13-10. No TDs scored. September 13, 2010 - NY Jets vs. Baltimore Ravens. Raining hard all evening. We have a lightning delay. The game starts half an hour late (when it finally cleared up). The Jets offense is pitiful. Can hardly do anything all day. Lose 10-9. No TDs scored. December 12, 2010 - NY Jets vs. Miami Dolphins. Rain all game long. I had to wear a poncho all game. Jets offense is pitiful again. Lose 10-6. No TDs scored. As a result, I am not going back to a Jets game for a long long time. I'll be watching on TV.
Fuck both of you guys. You should both write apology letters to Schotty for getting him in so much shit.
I wore a diff jets hoody for the pats game and they got demolished. now today i went back to my orignal routine of my regular good luck charms.... Im all fucked up now... Considering watching the game naked next time.
I always light any blunts, bowls, bongs or whatever with a Jets lighter during games. Today I didn't so it also my fault the Jets lost.
I didn't have sex with my gf this morning, we're undefeated when I do. She's on the rag, so, um, yeah. Sorry.
You sat through that whole thing not high?! Respect. EDIT: Nevermind.... misread as I'm clearly baked as well.
Actually I did, not by choice though. The guy I get from was dry until like an hour ago. I am now going to smoke until I forget about the game.
We are going to have to hope that I do not actually affect the game with my weed and Jets lighter. I graduate this week and I need to get a job so I won't be able to continue my tradition for the rest of the season. Pretty shitty development all around.
I will pick up the slack for you, then, and smoke even more herb during each game. Equilibrium must be restored. Seems like Schittenheimer was puffin dubs down there today, as well.
ever since me and my girlfriend broke up, we've played like shit. let's all just put the blame on her
Guys, it's all my fault. Before games I like to break into johnnyd's house, shit in his master bathroom and not flush. I have done this for all except four games this season. I sincerely apologize and promise you that I will leave a massive floater in johnnyd's toilet next Sunday
