Brandon Marshall was stabbed

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  1. S.HOLMES.10

    S.HOLMES.10 Member

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    Who cares?
     
    #21 S.HOLMES.10, Apr 23, 2011
  2. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Apparently you do. After all you opened the thread.

    Goodbye, troll.
     
    #22 Cakes, Apr 23, 2011
  3. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    So rather than go with the "bitch went crazy" scenario we'll go with:


    She said: "Yes. I did it. With a big knife. But I had to."

    He said: "Huh? What knife? Huh?"
     
    #23 milo, Apr 23, 2011
  4. 624

    624 Banned

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    Fell on a vase?
     
    #24 624, Apr 23, 2011
  5. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    hah - shocker, he "fell on a vase". yup. This is obviously the truth, and not that his wife stabbed him in self defense as she's claiming. She just wants the police to believe she stabbed someone because she's mad at him.

    The sad thing is the retard fins fans will continue to defend Marshall.
     
    #25 WhiteShoeWillis, Apr 23, 2011
  6. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    He called the vase a cunt. The vase didn't like that very much apparently
     
    #26 ace_o_spades, Apr 23, 2011
  7. CJLang

    CJLang Well-Known Member

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    That's a worse story than Irving Fryar's kitchen "mishap" story when his old lady cut him when he attacked her!
     
    #27 CJLang, Apr 23, 2011
  8. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Vases get very angry and violent when they are called names. lol


    Too bad she didn't stab this piece of shit in the balls and stop him from procreating.
     
    #28 Miamipuck, Apr 23, 2011
  9. AJayJay

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    Well Rex Ryan likes feet, Santonio doesn't take his headphones off and Sanchez is hitting on barely legal chicks. Obviously Roger Goodell needs to step in and end this NY Jets circus show.
     
    #29 AJayJay, Apr 23, 2011
  10. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    yep, and she probably has a black eye from "walking into a door"
     
    #30 FJF, Apr 23, 2011
  11. tubby

    tubby Active Member

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  12. IATA

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    False.
    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: Carnivora
    Family: Felidae
    Genus: Felis
    Species: F. catus
     
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  13. pats-hater

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    Bwahahahahaha.

    Even the stabbing of a known woman beater isn't enough to shake this guy.

    Abdulsalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam: where are you?
     
    #33 pats-hater, Apr 23, 2011
  14. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was obvious that I was being sarcastic.
     
    #34 WhiteShoeWillis, Apr 23, 2011
  15. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    that sucks, but i'am on the internet so i will say this:

    hahaha fuckin idiot. fell on a vase? bullshit

    [YOUTUBE]noePGuD2j3s[/YOUTUBE]

    edit: nice to see some dolfags at fagheaven arent blinded by this clowns actions.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    i realize the guys a douche, i have no problem with him getting "what he deserves" however i cant sit here and laugh at the fact he got stabbed, now if he had gotten pepper sprayed that would be a different story.
     
    #36 alleycat9, Apr 23, 2011
  17. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    It would have been even more funny if he were strangled to death.
     
    #37 WhiteShoeWillis, Apr 23, 2011
  18. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    If it was really that serious then I'd agree, but it's not. In fact he's leaving the hospital any minute.

    I'm not laughing at the fact that he got stabbed, I'm laughing at the fact that the guy is such a fucking moron that his wife feels the need to stab him.

    Or maybe it really was just an angry vase...
     
    #38 milo, Apr 23, 2011
  19. guinness77

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    The funniest thing about this post is that you quoted a dude named "alleycat."
    Well fuckin' done.
     
    #39 guinness77, Apr 23, 2011
  20. guinness77

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    The guy has repeatedly beat women in the past, and one of them finally had the cojones to fight back against the 6-foot-4 230 pound "tough guy."

    Good for her.
    If he were a Jet, the fucking gullotine would already be out in town square.
     
    #40 guinness77, Apr 23, 2011
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