I predict Kerry Collins will lead the Colts to a Super Bowl this year and it will be so awesome that they will make a movie starring Kevin Cosnter as the grizzled old veteran quarterback lured out of retirement to take the team all the way. Keanu Reeves will play the part of Reggie Wayne, and Jim Caldwell will be played by Ice Cube.
lol someone took peyton manning #1 overall in a fantasy draft. i picked up collins in free agency soon as irsay made his tweet lol. ' reeves and ice cube hahaha are they getting the cgi people who did avatar and rise of planet of the apes to make reeves black? then they can shoot it in 3D IMAX
In the movie, they would have to beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl. Michael Vick would be played by Matt Damon.
Hey! He's gonna post something funny one of these days, and when he does, you're gonna feel bad about giving him shit, won't you?
If Collins has the power to win 10 games with the Colts he could surely cure AIDS while he's at it. Fuck, that would be a great scene for the end of the movie. Collins cures Peyton's AIDS. Snoop Dogg can play Peyton with AIDS and Ben Affleck can play grieving brother Eli.
What about the Duane Johnson? This way they can have a little Eric Smith is he white or black thing going on. Gotta drive up the ratings.
Maybe they could have black Michael Vick to start with, and then he can come out of prison all white and rehabilitated and shit. Then with 45 seconds to go in the Super Bowl and the Eagles up by 6, Gary Brackett can pick him off and return it for the winning TD before spiking the ball in front of white Michael Vick as we learn that Peyton's neck injury had actually been caused trying to stop black Michael Vick from killing his dog.
