Remedies For Nugent's Kicking Woes

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  1. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    ok all this talk of replacing nugent is rediculous.we wasted our first rounder last year to get jolley and nugent and then the following year we replace them?

    well this thread is for us to fans to decipher what we can do to help out our puzzled kicker.

    my suggestion , he needs to masturbate before games.that's right,MASTERBATE.he is too nervous and his mechanics are suffering .

    he was quoted as saying he was anxious,jittery before his kicks and was hitting the ground first.

    So Mike,before you go out for gameday kick arounds,go into a bathroom stall,take a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care, an issue of Playboy and spank the monkey.

    "Remember the next time anxiety rears its ugly head,you gotta beat it back down" Johnny Drama
     
    #1 17a_tailgater, Sep 13, 2006
  2. JoeJet

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    Nervous??? Remember his first kick in the first game last year when he fell flat on his ass..........
     
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  3. vilmatic

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    I think he needs to wear ladies' underwear when kicking.
     
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  4. cass2005

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    Where was the quote that said he was nervous? I did not see that one. I just saw that he was hitting the ground and had a bad warmup. Do you have a link or something on an article I missed?
     
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  5. The Green Dude

    The Green Dude 2008 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Him falling on his ass on his first ever fieldgoal attempt was priceless... I've never seen something like that before in my life. But he did bounce back from that to have a so/so season. Not a 2nd round draft pick season...
     
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  6. Phyr

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    lol pull a Johnny Drama.
     
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  7. 17a_tailgater

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    I couldn't find an article,but I really don't red the papers.I think I heard it on 1050 espn radio.I listen to it all day long.

    but anyway,for shits and giggles what would you suggest Nugent do? Voodoo ,yoga maybe smoke pot?
     
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  8. ScotsJet

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    kara-te...
     
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    Nice Johnny Drama quote, but you really should give credit where it is due - that's Turtle's method, after all. Johnny's method was to repeat to himself over and over "You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. Yes you are." Probably wouldn't be effective for Nugent, either.
     
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  11. cass2005

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    I'd suggest some good rest, lots of sex, and to picture the ball is an ex-girlfriends head.
     
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  12. Gator

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  13. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    are you f'n kidding me???

    HA HA HAHAHA
     
    #13 17a_tailgater, Sep 13, 2006
  14. supersonic

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    LOL! classic.
     
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  15. KOZ

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    Why don't we just move all goalposts 15 feet to the right?
     
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  16. MisterMoss

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    I say we urge the NFL to expand the hashmarks like it's in college. Maybe all the ball floating right would go in from the extreme left hashmark
     
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    :rofl: Yeah he needs to stop buying the KFC and say fuck you Jobu i do it myself
     
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  18. Br4d

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    Sheep in the lockerroom! Works everytime...
     
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  19. ny2dave

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    A kick,

    he needs a kick in the ass.
     
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  20. JeTsInTexas

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