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  1. Sundayjack

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    Try typing the search terms into your computer, instead of your EasyBake Oven. When you find that twice-the-salary news clip, you get back to me, wontcha? Oh, and bring some of them tastey little cupcakes.


    No, it was Adam Schefter. Unconfirmed anywhere else, of course, but it's a cute story. It makes not one lick of sense, but you Raiderfolk need to cling to such things. Bobby's son Nick tells his dad to turn down $19 Million. :rolleyes: Hehe. . . It's so silly, that I enjoy that you still type it now and then.


    Deflecting again, Jeaux. Thanks for playin'. :)
     
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  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
     
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    Jeaux if you were a defense attorney, your client would be strangling you right about now.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah, once they wrapped it in a bunch of tin foil and chicken wire. Sure sounds like the Raiders to me.
     
  5. Attyla

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    jumped to last page. Here's the deal, until we see a game, both of our new co-ordinators are crap....or gold. You just dont know

    But............Our coaching staff can beat up your coaching staff:beer:
     
  6. Raiderjoe

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    BUt it would still be better than Jets defense. Again there has to be a reason that r Ryan turned down Jets defensive job (Thats for twice as much pay)
    I guess mangini and Money wasn't enough. You have to remember if Ryan wants a headcoaching job, he going to be judge by defense. Guess he thought he had better chance in Oakland. Again Manigini was hired and Ryan contract expired with raiders . YET He reupped with raiders. You do math 1+ 1 =2


    mangini was so shocked that Jets still haven't official listed Bob sutton AS DC on their site. (yea he was first choice)
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Jeaux, you can promise me the Raiders' defense will be better til you're blue in the face and it will continue to mean nothing. You predictions have already proven to be laughable.
     
  8. plinko

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    His, "Look who has the #1 rated defense", during preseason was pretty f'in funny.
     
  9. Raiderjoe

    Raiderjoe Banned

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    Yes Adam Schefter had the report.. here is exerpt from C morthenson

    ESPN.com's Chris Mortensen reports University of Louisville head coach Bobby Petrino confirmed that he turned down the Oakland Raiders head coaching job for a third time Wednesday, Feb. 8. The latest offer would have paid him $18 million over five years. Petrino told Mortensen that he was flattered by the Raiders' persistence but that he was committed to Louisville and did not feel his family was ready for a move. Petrino is the only coach to whom the Raiders have offered the position.


    Did not feel is family(son was starting QB on state championship team) was ready to move. Petrino was the ONLY coach to whom Raiders have offered the position. Thanks Mort for proven what Ive been saying all along.

    I guess you weren't good enough to play any kind of high school sports(Sundyjack) , because if you were you would know no athlethe would want to uproot ( start) over somewhere else(especially his last year in high school) I* guess when your still living in your Moms basement, you would move anywhere where she was moving too.(as lo0ng she payiong the Bills) Time to get a job and out from under your Mom's apron.
     
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  10. Attyla

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    Well, again, I dont think anyone has room to talk regarding coaching moves here. The Raiders may have made a great choice in Art, and that choice would trickle down to his assistants. Or Al may have dropped the ball. You just dont know until players hit the field.

    It's not like the Jets have a great track record on coaching moves either. Herm has had his share of coaching snafu's and, if I remember correctly, you guys also hired Kotite at one point. Your new guy may or may not be the guy to take you to the promised land, but again, you just dont know.

    I think you could bash the Raiders more easily for letting Gruden go rather than who they hired last month. At least we know what happened to the Raiders after Gruden left. Now, you can substitute Parcells in for Gruden and you can see where Im going.

    When the Jets and or the Raiders go to the playoffs, then we will know who has made better coaching choices, and frankly, unless they settle the labor thing, that very well may not happen for a while
     
  11. Sundayjack

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    <sigh> Here's what I'm going to do. Every time you make something up, I'm going to highlight it and alert the masses. We try to have standards around here Jeauxsef.
    [​IMG]JEAUX'S MADE-UP FACTS [​IMG]
     
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  12. Raiderjoe

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    Yea your prediction of Jets going to superbowl in 2005 was even funnier.

    MY prediction was Jet defense would take a big step back. I correctly predicted that you weren't playing the same garbage teams(offense challenged) you did in 2004. Yet NO one believed. D henderson a Genius. Well one year later what happened.
     
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    I never predicted the Jets would go to the superbowl. There's a difference. My predictions are usually REALISTIC.
     
  14. Sundayjack

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    From that same article:
    [​IMG]He didn't turn down the job so his son can play high school football. No one does that, Jeaux. No one. You're crazed.
     
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    Did you or did you not predict Jets defense to be same or better in 2005 than 2004. I Love when you say you never made this predictions, when the database has been lost and we can't confirm or deny anything. Hey I could lie and say prove that I made any predictions,.
     
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    Well You wrong because Bobby Petrino did it. Yet Adam Schefter reports that to be case. Thats unacceptable because it dosen't support Sunday jack claims. (sorry it dosen't work that way) That just tells me your living in your own little world. any concrete evidence I can give and you can say," I wasn't there and who knows if went down like that".

    Get a Life.
     
  17. Sundayjack

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    No no. . . Gruden leaving the Radiers was a different animal altogether, and it's a perfect example of management gone awry. Cuckoobananas Al Davis was so giddy that someone wanted to pay him to take John Gruden off his hands, his prostate must have popped. An up-and-coming coaching star, daring to seek more authority or, worse yet, more limelight? There'll be none of that in Oakland.

    There'll also be no fans in the seats, but that's a thread for another day. :)
     
  18. Sundayjack

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    [​IMG]I'm certain that, when a good coaching option comes around, Bobby Petrino will snap it up. No sense burning NFL bridges by calling Oakland what it really is - a dark, dank, coaching hellheauxl. So, yeah - his neat-o son Nicky-the-P wants to bang sophomore chicks for one more year. That lifetime jackpot can wait! HAH! That's rich.

    It's not just that you're wrong, Jeaux. It's that the whole concept that you hungrily buy-into is so devoid of common sense. But I'll be here for a short while, if you want to still argue upstream. Then I have to go to the drycleaners and pick up my Life. I soiled it Friday night.
     
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  19. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Windshield washing homo? YAY! A Parcells thread! Time to rev up the dump truck. I...what? Hobo? Damn.
     
  20. AMJets

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    You also predicted that the Jets run defense would be awful in 2004.
    And that the Raiders defense would be better than the Jets defense last year.

    Sad.
     

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