17a's Magic Day Game Lunch

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  1. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    people the staff meeting has been canceled. Today you have one goal, to find Vincent Chase's brother Johnny Chase a job, any job, I don’t care if it a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silver back apes. If cameras are rolling everybody wins. Ten thousand dollars to anyone who can deliver this to me today
     
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    time to eat 2nd half of my sandwich
     
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    damnit beltran can i get my sandwich out of the bag first
    if it was rice and condoleezza you would have waited
     
  4. Cakes

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    and the turkey is a dud once again
     
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    i am starting to think hard about the turkey.it may be time to bury it in a pet cemetary
     
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    I'm done with turkey.

    Done.
     
  7. MSUJet85

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    It may be time for Roast Beef.
     
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    I believe in Turkey.
     
  9. 17a_tailgater

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    i have to stick to my guns,turkey has had some rough times.i am going for a walk during lunch to an old sandwich spot.gonna try and get that eye of the tiger back.

    turkey,roast beef, cheddar, bacon and BROWN GRAVY on garic toast hero.
    OH SHIT AND I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SANDWICH
    THE POPE OF QUEENS BLVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I SWEAR I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SANDWICH.
     
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    turkey paying dividens already
    castillo had his turkey
     
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    Wow that sounds amazing... I hate you...
     
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    Turkey is limping in the race.
     
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    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Hey 17a, the Mets are playing like your poultry of choice!
     
  15. 17a_tailgater

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    i feel like a Kentucky Fried Idiot
     
  16. SteveJRogers

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    Rogers' work special for 6/12 Mets vs. D'Bags
    We got regular turkey, lettuce, tomato (fingers crossed), and some added bacon for some crunchy goodness. Topped with mustard on rye bread. Washed down with some Vermont Coffee Roasters decaf.

    LETS GO METS!
     
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    turkey got sent to AAA

    wendys #2 w/ a 5 piece nugget
     
  18. SteveJRogers

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    So chances are the 17as won't see the turkey again untill mid-November?
     
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    Staten Island, NY

    In a brief statement issued today, long time Met and Jet fan 17a tailgater announced the demotion of his usual work day, Met game lunch, turkey.

    "It was a move that had to be made." Said a spokesperson for 17a; "the turkey was not getting it done in the big spots. Many variations were tried, but nothing was getting the job done."

    No word yet on what this means for the turkey. The spokesperson issued a no comment about even a November return! "Yes we are all aware that turkey is a traditional cold weather poultry, but with the way things have been going, we should not be going into a situation taking a chance on things. Afterall, this is Mangini's third year and all. Plus the Broncos are coming in that week"

    While reports have surfaced that the turkey looked sullen and could only muster a weak "Gobble" when asked about the demotion, however his agent, Ari Gold did say he'd see if the turkey could use some better management; "Are you f*****g kidding me? I know pleanty here who can manage a turkey. This leprechan, Eric Murphy, he managed a turkey that got bought by Harvey Weinstein for one F*****G DOLLAR! People in this town can manage a turkey. 17a couldn't, I can get someone who can! In fact hang on one second, LLOYD! GET ME ERIC MURPHY!"
     
    #79 SteveJRogers, Jun 12, 2008
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  20. Mantana Soss

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    ...who is this guy?!

    PS: Nice work on the #2 w/ a 5piece
     
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