Have a Blessed Week all May this current Plague Passover us and our GM JD Resurrect the Jets to Greatness
And in anticipation of Ramadan later this month, may plagues, boils and locusts be visited upon the despicable nefarious infidel Patriots. Allah be praised.
I echo NYJetsO12's wishes for a Blessed week. Stay home, stay safe, stay well! We're about to embark upon a new golden age of Jets football, the likes of which none of us have ever seen!!!! Now is no time to get Covid-19 and die!
I don't believe in Easter, I'm just here for the food! I'm going full blast from apertivo to digestivo. Here's the dolce, it's baking right now: Buona Pasqua! I was always much better at cooking than baking, but I've developed some serious baking/pastry chops over the last 5 years or so (as in diffuculty level). Ditto on bread baking. I catch my own yeast in the Summer. I consider myself just a hair shy of a Master Bread Maker at this point. People take pictures of their family and their kids. I take pictures of the food I make and my dog, haha. I shall showcase some of my wares later on! They're works of art. No bullshit. I've been looking into purchasing a Grain Mill for a few years now but they're wicked expensive. We're going to start eating tomorrow at 1 p.m. and we won't be finished until around 7:30! I wearing yoga pants so I don't have to worry about jeans cut it into my newly-formed fat fucking stomach. As in that day. EDIT: I'll post pictures of the homemade Strega and the homemade Limoncello I made. That's the digestivo. I even cured my own olives. I'm basically an animal.
This is the first Passover and Easter that I didn't celebrate with a seder and I won't be bringing an easter basket to my niece's kids. To all of you who are alone by choice or circumstance stay safe, stay strong and call your mother.
Call your mother, no, really, you're not Jewish, haha. That's why we always say the reason why Jews and Italians get along so well is because they're both always with the mother, they're both always with the guilt, and they're always both with the hands, hahaha. Chag Pesach samech, just don't drink the Manischewitz, it sucks! In all seriousness, I thought it was the worst shit when I was young. It's still the worst shit now that I'm old. Here's some chocolate covered toffee matzos to get the taste out of your mouth. I make them for my friend, Steve. You haven't lived until you've tried this. Trust me on it.
Thank You NYJetsO12! Same to you and yours. I hope everybody at TGG and their families has a wonderful Easter ( or Passover ) and please stay safe! The draft is only about 10 days away .....looking forward to it !
You all think Jesus is so great. He supposedly died for our sins. But he didn't really die did he? He came back to life. He basically sacrificed his weekend for us.
lol. I texted my friend who is deeply religious, "I do zombie space aliens who got put in their Mommy's stomach by another space alien as much as you do bunnies who who bring chocolate, but at at least you can eat real chocolate in the only life we all know instead being an imaginary cannibal. I WIN." Of course he laughed like hell. The moral if the story is people should lighten up. Who the fck am I and why should people give a shit what I think? They shouldn't, I'm nobody; but when people get mortally offended like you insulted their Mom that's on them in my opinion. Friendships are lost over it, and not because you talked about it in a disrespectful manner. With that being said, I'm going to go put on my favorite Easter movie while I start cranking out the main meal: George Romero's 'Night of the Living Dead'.
Here's my Limoncello and my Strega, bitches! Bottoms up, motherfuckers! Watch it, though, these ain't no namby-pamby concoctions. You'll be on your ass before you can say avere una salute di ferro! To your constitution of iron! That's hilarious, especially because you're going to need it.
