hendersg's Deep Inference thread

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  1. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    If there hadn't been such an exploding fail here, I wouldn't bother, but I was catching up on my Jets news (three days withdrawal) (Fucking adult life) and it seems clear, with all our moves, that SOMETHING is happening and since I have no idea what, I thought I'd hendersgize it.

    Jason Davis: TRich is being traded
    Ryan chat transcript and repeated hediging in reference to Woodhead's status: Woodhead is being traded.
    O'Connell supposed acquisition: a QB is being traded.
    the generally accepted truth that Lito Sheppard sucks and the number of DBs we kept: he's being traded.
    Everyone's fanboner for Brandon Marshall: obviously Denver will want to trade him to us for TRich, Woodhead, Sheppard and a QB. Maybe a fifth rounder in 2020, too.

    Go ahead, infer radically, it feels kinda good. And imagine if it came true, then they'd all have to bow to you.
     
  2. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    What the f... :p?

    Mind you the Broncos need help at CB, want to run more so might want a FB and Woodhead could become a Wes Welker kind of player for McDaniels :p
     
  3. Kris 15

    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    I question the O'Connell move for sure... I think Sanchez's days are numbered.

    Apparently Big Jenks gave Rex "the look" after that TD drive Thursday and Ryan knew what had to be done.
     
  4. nyjcanada

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    vilmatic and clemens for marshall.
     
  5. themorey

    themorey Well-Known Member

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    Based on the other thread in which Sexy Rexy lost the team for naming Sanchez the starter....I'm gonna guess that Mr T is planning to trade Sanchez and Rex Ryan to the Broncos for Marshall and Josh McDaniel.
     
  6. 73klecko

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    Boy, you really thought this out. We give up a bunch of junk for a #1 WR. Makes perfect sense. I'm sure Danny Woodhead, the #53 man on our roster was the clincher.

    What you forgot was we are trading the three guys we picked up off waivers for Larry Fitzgerald.
     
  7. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    LOL perfect.

    By the way KERRY RHODES IS TWEETING SOMETHING BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    in case no one heard.
     
  8. Attackett

    Attackett Well-Known Member

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    OMG OMG OMG! We are getting Fitzgerald for a bunch of scrubs? Tanny is a freaking genius!
     
  9. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    Too bad Mangini is not running the Cardinals.
     
  10. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    I wouldn't give you a half-eaten bag of sour cream and cheddar(fucking gross) chips for those two pieces of shit.
     
  11. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    shitting on me in my own thread? And: I LIKE sour cream and cheddar chips.
     
  12. Green Hurricane

    Green Hurricane Footsteps Falco

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    Probably just means he's being traded.
     
  13. hendersg

    hendersg New Member

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    Hey thanks for at least not mercilessly brutalizing me like everyone else. Don?t get me wrong, I'm a big boy, but I never meant to suggest Sanchez should not be the starting QB as I like him and he definitely outplayed Clemens. It was just an observation that I made whether it was right or wrong?.
     
  14. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Just think you now know what dropping the soap in prison feels like. Just want to say you thoroughly deserved it for starting that ririculous thread.
     
  15. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    we've all said stupid shit.
     
  16. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Well, I think of things that are harebrained as well, I jsut try to not type them out and post them. :grin:
     
  17. Tight

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    Thanks for the laugh..
     
  18. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    not that stupid.
     
  19. Chrebet86

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    yea i mean you mustve seen a differant clip than me for when sanchez threw the td and they were interviewing ellis, he was cheering like a girl. i dont know where you got that from.
     

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