I made a bet with another poster on this board that within 20 minutes you would post that the Jags will smoke the pats.. I lost..
The Jacksonville Jaguars are going to take that fierce running combo of Mo Jones-Drew and Fred Taylor and put up a whopping 6 total yards rushing against a refreshed, revitallized and possessed Patriots defense. The tone will be set on the opening play where the ball is knocked from Fred Taylor's hands and jams itself into Taylor's facemask, right before Vince Wilfork rips Taylor's head free from his neck and unthinkingly tosses it forward past the line of scrimmage. 6 yards past it to be exact. From that point, the Jaguars' medical cart will spend more time on the field than David Garrard, who will surpass the rest of his team's on-field time by making it to the second quarter before having his right leg wrapped around his neck like a cheap Father's Day tie. Tom Brady will proceed to dismantle the empty field that remains by throwing 70-yard bombs to Moss, Welker, Stallworth, and some guy driving a snow plow, even after an enraged visiting fan fires a harpoon through Brady's head and exposes the circuitry that keeps him running at all times. Patriots - 724 Jaguars - Bill Paxton in Terminator 1
In the first quarter, the Pats will take a dominating 42-0 lead. In the second quarter, Jack Del Rio will rip off his headseat and run out of the stadium, crying. In the third quarter, instead of calling the next play, David Garrard will run over to the Patriots sideline, get down on his knees, and beg Bellicheck to let him play for the Patriots instead. In the fourth quarter, the Jags will refuse to take the field but the Patriots will not accept their forfeit or run out the clock. Instead, they spend the next three hours launching passes from one end of the field to another until the clock is finally spent. Final score: Patriots - 196, Jags - 0
I tried to cover my mouth from laughing out loud in order to not wake up my girlfriend, and snot came shooting out of my nose. Good stuff.
