i see all these avatars with girls in sexy jets wear and it's hot! I feel as though some of them are just doctored but does anyone know anywhere to get kinky jets merch? my girl is down! J - E - T - S ( . ) ( . )
No, the thread of the year was mine-- when I compared Chad Penningtons weak arm to a man with a small penis trying to get his girlfriend off.
weak-schmeak as long as he (it) gets the job DONE. the big dong (say, Cutler) may impress upon first sight, but lil Penny will hit the target more consitently. He's got the magic stick
lets pretend i didn't say that last part. actually, let's pretend I didn't add on to this comparison at all.
I'm not sure what the football passing equivalent to "the motion of the ocean would be. Then again, I never had to use that line....
Yeah, that's for guys who are HONEST about having small dix-- unlike some moderators I know. Just kidding-- don't ban me. Also, would it be ok to change my Avatar to a pic of my manhood? it was my fantasy football logo last year, and I would love to have it back in action on this site. Please say yes.
Sometimes hanging out here is too much a locker room. Cotch, no one wants to see your oddly tapering appendage.
