yea cause if I'm a millionaire I definitely smash all my female relatives on top of eachother in the ultimate awkward ride. (unless im not picking up sarcasm on your part lol) i'm just waiting for the KSK article on this. hahaha
That was like one of those Keystone Cops cars where people keep getting in and you wonder how the hell they have room in there.
Obviously sucks to be the multi-million dollar good looking 23 year old starting quarterback for the New York Jets.
Don't get em pregnant! That's all I gotta say. Bang all the girls ya want Mark, but wrap up ya penis! (also dont fuck them in a bathroom, or throw a glass at their face.)
With the knee injuries, the GQ spread, his way with the ladies. This is the second coming of Namath. Hopefully we get our guarantee this year.
That video just reaffirmed how lame my sex life was in my prime years. Hats off to Sanchez; I hope he fucked 'em all.
If he brings the Jets a championship he can pack cars with albino pirate eskimos for all I care. All told, pretty cool.