Brandon Marshall planning on fighting Cromartie or Bart Scott

we should sign his wife for one game - and let her beat the shit out of him

 

If he gets into it hardcore with Cromartie, he will be pregnant on Tuesday

 

I'm guessing this is his second... maybe third personality talking

 

I'm sitting here giggling like an idiot thinking about Fins fans tuning in on Monday for the fight because at least something interesting is going to happen for a change and they might actually win something.

Rex has to put Cromartie on Marshall now because he's got to be worried that Marshall is going to knife whoever is covering him. God I can't breathe now thinking about all the planning and counter-planning that's going on between Brandon Marshall's Bipolar shit and Rex's attempts to dodge a bullet here.

"Mangold gets hurt. My whole offense sucks balls. And now I have to send the best player I've ever had out to cover a crazy man on Monday night. I swear Lord get me through this one and I'm off the stromboli for good!"

 

^I'm tuning in for a Jets trashing...But I'm scared we might win...

Fuck you Shotty for being so bad.

 

We're going to take all your Luck away...

 

So he spends 30 minutes at a press conference in the pre season talking about being how diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder and how it's changed his life and how he wants to help other people who have it....

and now he wants to get into fights and get ejected? What a jackass

 

he has a mental illness no?

 

Could this be some crazy plan by Marshall and the fins to fight Revis so Marshall/Revis get ejected early? I know he said he wants to fight Cro or Scott but it's not like he's just gonna go out there and say he's fighting Revis. Besides, I doubt Cro will be covering him.

 

revis has a season to play for still. i really doubt he is that stupid.


i want revis on marshall every snap of this game. i want this clown to to get shut out.

 

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I hope he tries to fight Bart. Bart would beat his ass and then take his lunch money.

 

it's official, this guy is a punk, a thug, cancer, and an idiot.

 

If only he was a Jet and we could put Cotchery's brain in his body...

 

revis will quickly destroy all his energy when he physically beats him up at the line of scrimmage.

 

He'd turn into a pumpkin. Too much contact

 

I don't know why, but this post made me laugh harder than any of the intentional jokes in the thread. If you told me it was a sayuki post, I'd believe it.

 

This is funny.. quite honestly it might be the best entertainment we get this year. I almost fell out of my chair when he said he was gonna bounce balls off people's heads. My initial thought is Marshall would be perfect for the And 1 Football Tour. he's already got two potential nicknames.... drops or Tri-polar.

 

I think Schotty should taunt him from the sidelines.

 

There are some serious screws loose with Marshall. I want to see him go over the middle so Bart can light him up. Please let that happen.