Hahahahahahaaa....... Oh Lord, too funny. And eating crackers in bed would put her over the top, until we found out someone on the Patriots liked women who eat crackers in bed, and then it would be like, "WTF is wrong with us, getting rid of her for eating crackers in bed?"
We live in a world where gorgeous, scantily clad and naked women are just a mouse click away, and you're willing to wait for somebody to scan in some pictures of average-looking women dressed in their grandmothers' swimsuits? Oh, welcome to the board by the way!