He plays like he wants to hit the sack. He seems so disinterested out there, that you could buy him a sack and he wouldn't care. He's like that big fat black kid in the movie Wild Cats that didn't want to play. [edit] Finch!
All I can say is this: If you do not hear his name called in the first 4 games of the season and he contributes very little, you will never hear his name called again.
Paint his uniform the same color as the synthetic turf and paint yardlines on him and hide him in the opposing teams backfield before the snap and maybe he could get a sack...
Maybe they can hoist Gladys over the play via some sort of hidden cable, bring him over the QB and then just cut the line, forcing him to fall with great speed on top of the QB.
agreed getting a sack or two would help anyones with some confidence but, if the play is geared towards him getting the sack it would be an obvious setup , and probably hurt his confidence because they need to make up this grand scheme cause he cant do it himself! just grows some balls hit yourself in the head or have a teamate insult your sister, just go f*ing nuts out there already gholston! you think he heard that?
I say put him on ST's and let Westhoff do a number on his head and manhood. Better yet, we could bring in R. Lee Ermey to kick him in the ass like in Full Metal Jacket.
The scary thing is, They may have already been trying this. He looks scared upon contact, i actually saw him cross his arms like a grade 1 playing bumper cars in the seconf half of the Baltimore game. He also closes his eyes at times. Buuuuuut, I'll still root for him, and hope he changes
We should trade a #1, #4, Clemens, and Smith for one play in which the O-line of the opposing team flops so Gholston can get a sack. Imagine the value we can get for that!!!
They were showing close up instant replays and it was from the QB view camera, the most blatant one came right before the play where he tried a slower than molasses spin move and ended up being blown back about 7 yards
