Merriman allegedly choked Tila Tequila?

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  1. IATA

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    http://www.examiner.com/x-1168-Crim...cident-with-Shawne-Merriman-photo-video-links

    Celebuwhores never lie.
     
  2. Barry the Baptist

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    Dude, this (your sig) is hardly ... classy, either:

     
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    Jesus Christ, you just can't make this shit up!

    From SI Truth and Rumors:

     
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    Awww, poor puddnhead's delicate sensibilities got offended again. Perhaps its not just defending his undying man-love for an overrated selfish cocksucker that gets his panties in a tizzy, but rather anything that is logical and/or fun.

    edit: and who the hell posts a "+2" on a joke post?
     
  6. Yisman

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    Did you miss the part about Seymour refusing to report?

    :lol: Good point. Also pretty stupid of the articles to use the name Miss Tequila. When you say Miss or Mr., you don't attach it to a fake name.
     
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    I tend to think if you go by the name Tila Tequila your chances of being choked increase dramatically. And rightly so.
     
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    you can't claim an alcohol allergy when your name is Tequila. you really have to think these things through before branding yourself.
     
  11. Yisman

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    apparently, you can, if you claim the name was meant to be ironic.
     
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    Its going to be a rough one for police. There was obviously brusing on her arms, but he claimed to be tryign to stop her from driving while drunk. She claimed he choked her, but I didn't notice any brusing on her throat. I think there would be quite a bit if he did. Still, they are both fucking idiots in my book.
     
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    My heart goes out to Miss Tequila. Nobody deserves to get choked, not even her.


    just kidding.
     
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    lolzabub! :lol:

    and the Beastie Boyz? NICE :beer:
     
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    DA dismisses charges:http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4466257
    SAN DIEGO -- District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis has dismissed reality TV star Tila Tequila's accusations that San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman choked her and threw her to the ground early Sunday.

    Dumanis announced Friday afternoon there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Merriman committed a crime. Tequila had signed a citizen's arrest warrant charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment, both felonies.

    "This case is now closed," Dumanis said in a statement.
     
  17. Harpua

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    Well, thats good for Merriman and the Chargers. Hopefully she slips in to obscurity where she belongs.
     
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    The best part about this post is that the judge threw out the charges quickly and Seymour still hasn't shown up in Oakland. Al Davis is awesome.
     
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    Who gives a shit. Two fucktards. They're probably extremely fertile too.
     
  20. alleycat9

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    hehe funny thread.

    i hate shawn merriman because he DIDNT choke that retard whore. although i have no doubts he and most of all of your favorite players on the jets are not also retarded.... and whores.
     

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