Our biggest weapon which no one is paying attention too

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Geez, TX, I would've thought you'd get better at this stuff after all of these years. Not that I think the original comment has a lot of merit, but...

    Mohammed Wilkerson after his rookie season:

    Tackles - 49, Solo - 35, Assists - 14, Sacks - 3, Forced Fumbles - 1

    Jason Pierre Paul after his rookie season:

    Tackles - 30, Solo - 24, Assists - 6, Sacks - 4.5, Forced Fumbles - 2


    The original post is not smart because it compares a 4-3 edge rusher and a 3-4 end. Wilkerson will be whatever he will be in 2012, but Pierre Paul was nothing but an unproven 2nd year player before he broke out.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    'Our owner'? Did we become slaves at some point? And to think, I should have been calling Petro MASSA all this time.
     
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    Well first off thanks for kind of defending me but at the same time im not saying Wilk is going to be JPP im saying hell have the same type of production and Rex was actually the first to say that. And by our owner i just assume youre a jets fan and refer to the team as our or we like most of us. Nice shot at deflecting my post lol
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I could take the worst 77 of my posts, and there are many to choose from. I mean, posts where I was drunk and stoned out of my mind, posts I don't even remember making, throwing up while typing on the keyboard, as I had a crackwhore tonguing my asshole and simultaneously pressing the voltage button leading to the alligator clicks on my nipples, while a couple of 10000 watt speakers blare the Teletubbies theme song 3 inches away from my ears...

    ...and all 77 of them would crush your entire existence on this forum.
     
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    Jets83 Banned

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    and i would care why???? My life extends beyond this forum. Now excuse me while i go have sex with my girlfriend
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Son, in these parts, we have sex with our pizza. I don't think you're getting the hang of this here TGG.
     
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    Jets83 Banned

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    LMAO! That was good! I like you lol im willing to man up and extend my hand to make amends.

    That was really good. Although i dont think i want to exchange my gf for a pizza shes pretty hot, unless it has mushrooms and spinach on it then we have a deal!
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Your extended hands will only be welcome if they are full of the aforementioned Johnson & Johnson lotion. I am a firm believer in over-lubrication. And I am a company man, after all.
     
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    Jets83 Banned

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    lol Gotta get that KY works will all foreign objects
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm part Russian. Foreign enough for ya?
     
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    That and the miss piggy thing! I have a thing for puppets
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You're not as new as you pretend to be. :smile:
     
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    I said i have a hot gf i didnt say we dont get kinky lol :breakdance:
     
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    Mayhem will have 16 sacks, trust me!
     
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    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    This thread got weird.
     
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    Just back out slowly
     

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