Remedies For Nugent's Kicking Woes

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  1. JetD

    JetD Member

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    I agree with ny2dave, a swift kick in the ass. We certainly cant afford to lose games because of our kicker. Yeah, it happens, but havent we had our share? Too many bad memories from Hall, and Brien. I think its abit early to give up on Nugent, but the leash should be tight, and short.
     
  2. Run_N_gun10

    Run_N_gun10 Well-Known Member

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    Nugent...He's a bust. I saw him make alot of big FG's in college & loved him. But....I don't know what happened to him. He doesn't reach the end the end zone on kickoffs, can't make 45 - 50 yd FG's, what can he do....after all....he is a kicker that can't kick to good ????:rofl: ::shit:
     
  3. GreenHornet

    GreenHornet New Member

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    I think a shock collar for his non-kicking or non-planting leg. Mangini can have the zap box on the side line. If Nugent doesn't come thruogh, give him the juice.
     
  4. hiker

    hiker Well-Known Member

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    Sneak up behind him and pop a balloon beside his head. Or throw a rubber snake on him. :up:
     
  5. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he could get a bag from John Hall.
     
  6. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    He needs to eat more Wheaties.
     
  7. JetPulse

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    Needs to avoid all televisions, radios, and people with microphones in their hands.
     
  8. RedWhiteBlue&Green

    RedWhiteBlue&Green Active Member

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    If anybody is close to the Jets, tell them to get Nuge the book, 'Mind Over Back Pain,' by John Sarno, M.D. It cured my back pain, and it cured Howard Stern's back pain and obsessive compulsive disorder, and it can cure Nuge's kicking woes as well. It's about much more than back pain. I think it's the greatest book since the Bible :)
     
  9. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    He should put some ben gay or icy hot in his jock strap.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Make him leave his copy of Seventeen Magazine at home on gamedays.
     
  11. GreenScreen313

    GreenScreen313 New Member

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    I Love Nugent!
     
  12. baamf

    baamf Active Member

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    Me too....

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    I got you in a Stranglehold baby....
     
  13. GreenHornet

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    Maybe put some Vick's Vapo-rub under his nose. It always helped me.
     
  14. mst3000

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    Can SOMEONE actually do this? Please? I'm completely serious. I think it would be hysterical. Maybe could could start a collection for it.
     
  15. 1028

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    Thats key right there
     
  16. iLoveJets

    iLoveJets New Member

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    Amen to that! It will help, trust me!
     
  17. nyscene911

    nyscene911 Active Member

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    Nice Major League reference.
     
  18. GreenHornet

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    I think sombody should put a Baby Ruth bar in the whirlpool tub with him after the game if he doesn't get the job done.
     
  19. dBLitzer28

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    me too!:shit:
     

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