off topic, but i grew up with and graduated kindergarten, grade school, and high school with this guy who was a JW. he was literally the spitting image of the geeky violin nerd in Revenge of the Nerds. anywho... he eventually beat a dude he was in love with over the head with a bottle and then proceeded to stab him in the chest 6 times for good measure. while not a story relating to ALL JWs... its a story nonetheless. enjoy.
That's them. My wife's uncle tried to send some our way after he recommitted to the church. Let's just say they don't make the mistake of coming here any more. Good point about the game. Such a fucking cop out by the kid to use that as an excuse when he's tatted up, carrying a weapon, and shirking his Sunday duties. Of course, my mother in law (she and my father in law quit the church a long time ago) doesn't give a rat's ass about the church any more but still doesn't celebrate holidays. Go figure. I guess at some point it's easier to pick and choose what you want to follow when your religion is that fucking strict. Funny thing, too. The uncle was in town visiting last week, and it's strange to see how much he's changed since I met him. He was out of the church for about 25 years, during which time he fucked anything with tits and a slit. Maybe 5 years ago, at 50, he decided it was time to settle down, so he worked his way back to the church, a couple of years later found a 35 year old wife with 2 teenage kids, and made them his family. When they first started dating, he brought her down to visit and they were required to bring a chaperone. He was 52. She was 35. You know he got plenty of ass, and she at LEAST fucked a guy twice, but they had to bring a chaperone to make sure they were still church legal. Like I said...strict as hell.
Why do I get the feeling that this guy was actually trying to stir up some trouble (maybe get some drunken Jets fans to call him a N..... etc.) so that he could file a lawsuit about how Rex created a "Hostile environment" at the stadium, would end up settling for a (large) undisclosed amount, and then go home laughing about how stupid people in NYC are? On a side note, aren't tasers illegal to possess in NJ?
and this is why I love my country. Don't have to worry about all this weapon nonsense, guns in everyone's living rooms and the purely fabricated meat-head patriotism/catholicism garbage shoved down your throat everywhere you turn. With that said, bring a taser into the stadium. You get what you deserve. And another thing, how did he get one into Metlife on 9/11, seriously? Lol what an embarrassing security force they have there. Each and everyone should be fired and looking for new employment. Imagine a hand greande or two was snuck in, then what? Fire them all. Each and every one. They're just asking for trouble in that building. An NFL stadium where a weapon in a city where there was a "significant" terror threat? Are you kidding me?
To be honest I don't see what he did was so bad. If I were at a Cowboys - Jets game in Cowboy stadium and some Cowboy fan refused to let me pass I'd taser the bastard in the neck too. And then laugh while fell down six rows of concrete steps. Then taser him in the balls just for laughs!
That's well and good but I highly doubt your offspring would be telling the Daily News how devout of a Jehovah's Witness you were either.
Hmmm that got me thinking. Do they use metal detectors when you go in? I don't see how you could stop someone from bringing a hand gernade otherwise. You could hide it anywhere. But I'd have to imagine the government keeps tabs on all of them made.
Well, according to David Silverman, they're all scams. Which is awesome, because without him we wouldn't have this rage face:
My dad has a few from vietnam (now empty). They were live when he brought them home. So i do not think "big brother" keeps track of them.
