There...Their....They're

Tyrod is the favorite to start next season because of his strong report with the offense.

 

It's gf not pizza dumbass.

 

Jets are completely baron at the safety position.

 

Ironic, considering they're actually Baron at the edge after their last pick. (Did anyone mention that in the thread you're referring to?)

 

"...they fazed him out for some reason."

Fazed and confused,,,

 

",,,the game stays a route."

 

Abdul Carter is wrecking havoc on the Jets.

 

You wood think that.

 

You have to handle Justin Fields with white gloves.

 

I literally just read that. This morning.

 

“ I haven’t went back and watched the tape on Sherwood”

 

"which is a bad sign, why Stephens, Gipson, Clemons were on the opening day roster is mind baffling"

 

"would of..." ad nauseum.

 

And what is the deal with antipasta? Does it explode when it comes into contact with pasta?

 

As with any Italian foodstuff, when you properly place the emphasis on the penultimate syllable, the pronunciation of the final vowel trails off.

“antipast . . .”
“mozzerell . . .”
“calamar . . .”
“proscuit. . .”

 

Woulda, coulda, shoulda.