Ah the fantasy life of a jets fan Lets see how it really works out 1. wake up early to sneak out before wife gets up to go to sports bar. 2. Wife is already up cause she knows you and forces you to make the kids breakfast 3. Try to sneak out again but wife has taken the car keys 4 At this point the badgering starts about all the yardwork that needs to be done 5 go to the garage to get mower and see old black and white 13 inch tv that was the kids before you got them Plasmas 6 Grab some old Black label beer out of fridge that wife bought for whenever her father comes over. 7 Lock self in garage with warm black label and the 13 inch. 8 Wife figures out where you are and starts bangin on the garage door 9 Curiously your wifes anger turns you on so you have sex with yourself 10 I will leave the part about the Jet victory though because that has to happen
Going to a sports bar in Wilmington NC to have a going away party for a fellow Jet fan. He is going to fight for his country in Iraq. 45 years old 2 kids. Goin for a friggin year. There will be much drinking ...perhaps some wings , and a celebratory shot or 15
Tell your friend "thank you for his service" for me! My nephew is finishing up his second tour of that litter box. The couch ass and I will toss a coin to see who get's the big screen. His loser team is on at the same time. :steelers:
:beer: I won the toss! Popping my first beer of the day now. Ah, sometimes things just fall right into place. Oh now he wants to change the rules. I get it for the first half, then he get the second. WTF? Sore loser...pfffffttt. Sucks being him. :grin:
-wake up from a night of slumber -choke back a bowl of HoneyCombs -watch NFL Sunday Countdown with Berman and the boys on my 50" Panosonic Viera Plasma t.v....while relaxing comfortably on my reclining leather sectional sofa. -flip on the Sunday ticket at noon...and watch the Jets This will be my routine till Jan 09
