so I was sitting at applebee's last nite waiting for Koz.I had my sleeves rolled up and my shitkickers tied tight.but no koz. I started drinking back apple margaritas getting really fired up.running outside everytime a minivan pulled up.but still no koz. so I start drunk dialing looking for ass but to no avail.but who happens to walk in,the ugliest chick I,ve ever seen.she had blonde pigtails a jets hat,favre jersey,bears earings,chiefs mini skirt,raider socks and cardinal sneakers.her name was Sally Six Teams.she was hangin all over a short dude holding a tiny dog.he kept reffering to his guns and how the dog really made him look huge.btw still no Koz my batender was a machine,a GreenMachine,and kept them coming all night.but never any Koz. must have had a special occasion or something to do. until we meet again Koz
17A, or whatever your name is. I say that you forego kicking my ass at Applebees but instead wait for the get-together at training camp- this way Sash and the rest of the members of the board can share in your glory. Will you wait to kick my ass until then? I couldn't make it to Applebees the other night and for this I am sorry. The minivan was in the shop and I didn't want to take the Vespa out in the rain!
damn those vespa's.its ok I rented eyedea for an hour from angrydwarf.com and did some midget bowling to get my frustration out. btw the get together will probably be the sunday july 30 if that's ok with everyone else.
your kidding right?b/c I can't make it any other weekend.I have baltimore te following weekend.the next 2 wekends I away and the last is my sons 4th birthday.
No man I'm serious, it's his first birthday- we're having 90 people at the house- they would most likely be a little pissed if I wasn't there... Damm that stinks, I was really looking forward to it too!
I can make any day except the 30th- if you guys are looking into Aug that works perfect for me...Don't worry about lil Koz- I'll get there at some point.
