Woody Johnson does NOT Own Johnson and Johnson

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He's also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

    A very gentle soul.
     
  2. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    The only refreshing thing about this thread is your avatar, MK1.

    I want her sitting on my face and I want it now.
     
  3. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    This new book is coming out next week

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    btw - it is a little upsetting that our owner is named Woody Johnson but his nickname was BJ.....
     
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    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    I'd low-crawl over a half mile of crushed glass just to drink her bathwater.
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think we get it.
     
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    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Take a good look at that avatar and I know you get it.
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Holy fuck, dude. Do an image search on her and beat off to it already.
     
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    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Stupid thread. Just trying to make it light. Beat yourself off in a mirror. Maybe you can relieve some of the aggression.
     
  9. BeastBeach

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    Oh my god there are hot girls on the internet!
     
  10. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    [X] OP should be sterilized.
     
  11. HardHitta

    HardHitta Well-Known Member

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    Keyshawn Johnson owns Johnson & Johnson? Wait. What?
     
  12. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    way too much penis talk in this thread right now. johnsons and woodys and bjs and on and on.
     
  13. Todd2Barkum

    Todd2Barkum New Member

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    Nope. He does own J&J, works there on wkends, and is saving to buy one of them Miata cars.
     
  14. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    here is a better question what has woody done in his life?
     

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